‘Portents Of The Degloved Hand’ Turns Mörg Borg Up To 11
by Anton Kromoff
Welcome to the table! <insert heavy guitar riff>
As most of you know Mörg Borg has been in the zeitgeist for a while now. If you don’t know what Mörg Borg is, allow me to try and explain it to you… Etrigan The Demon style.
Behold the epic dark, the radness of MÖRK BORG!
A tabletop realm where metal meets horror, and the hardcore,
With rules so simple, gameplay so dire,
Prepare for a journey that sets souls on fire!
The art, so grim and macabre, a epic visual feast,
Unfolding a tale of darkness, mystery and beasts,
As adventurers brave the shadows deep,
Their fate in the hands of the dice they keep.
In a world overrun by darkness, evil’s grip is tight,
As players battle demons, monsters of the night,
Their skills and wits put to the test,
In a desperate struggle, to survive the quest.
The atmosphere is heavy, the mood intense,
The tension rises, go run and hide, as the darkness grows dense,
With heavy metal vibes, and horror abound,
MÖRK BORG’s world is eerie and hauntingly profound.
The battles are epic, the foes so dire,
Each encounters a challenge to conquer, to aspire,
With characters unique, and stories to unveil,
The game unfolds quickly with dark twisted tales.
So gather your party, don your armor and sword,
Prepare for an adventure, with a world to explore,
MÖRK BORG awaits, with its dark and rad lore,
An RPG experience that will leave you craving more!
By this point, I am sure you are asking yourself “What is Anton going on about?” Well, all of that was to talk to you about this!
Portents of the Degloved Hand is going strong on Kickstarter right now and for good reason! It’s an Omen Sacrifice Deck, compatible with the aforementioned rad-as-hell MÖRK BORG. The deck gives players a chance to give up an omen at the beginning of the play session (or during a break) and get a “reading” from the deck in exchange for it. The reading is a quick and simple two-step process that involves rolling a D4 (that’s a 4 sided dice for those who are drawn into these articles but don’t know a bunch about gaming… yet. We will get you there, friends.), and drawing a random card from the deck that is chosen by the roll.
The Portents of the Degloved Hand brings additional chaos, misfortune, and dark humor to an already doom-metal-style table top role-playing game. If you are looking for a chance to add some more sick riffs to your MÖRK BORG sessions, then you need to jump on this campaign before it is over.
What’s that? You want an encore?
Portents of the Degloved Hand, an omen sacrifice deck,
Compatible with MÖRK BORG, for the brave, craven, and wrecked,
Exchange your character’s omen, for a twisted card reading,
A random draw, a roll of dice, and a new fate it’s revealing.
Chaos, misfortune, dark humor entwined,
Bringing madness to the game
Enhance the strange vibe
Let chaos and chance reign!
So heed the portents, of the Degloved Hand’s call,
Embrace the madness, the chaos, and all,
Expand your horizons, with this omen sacrifice deck,
And let the darkness reign, in a metal RPG wreck!
Seriously, feel free to ignore the goofy bits of this article but please, if you are into fast and fun games and cool card accessories go check this out, it looks like a ton of fun.
