GrooveLife’s ‘Christmas In July’ Sale Wraps Up Today

by Brendan M. Allen

GrooveLife, purveyor of quality silicone rings, slim wallets, and Space-Tech belts, is holding their annual Christmas in July sale. You might wonder what that could possibly have to do with us. GrooveLife has deals with both Marvel and DC, and produces licensed rings and belts in both lines. I wear GrooveLife wedding rings and I have a Batman and a Hulk belt. 

The rings are light and flexible, while being rigid enough to break if they get caught on, say, a flooring contractor’s power tools. Having formerly been a flooring contractor, I never wore a wedding band because I had seen what happened to other guys when theirs were struck by a hammer or caught on a dangerous piece of equipment. After leaving the business, the thought of losing a finger to a mangled ring never really left me. 

The benefits of GrooveLife rings in this instance are twofold. The rings break, and you still have your fingers, and… Groovelife’s ridiculously easy ‘94-Year No BS Warranty’ has you covered for replacement.

Anyway, if the timer showing on my screen is correct, the sale has less than six hours remaining. Go. Look. Buy.