What Is The Most Shocking Reveal In 400 Issues Of ‘Wolverine’?

Late yesterday, Marvel Comics revealed a teaser for the upcoming Wolverine #8 (legacy #400). So what is the reveal no one will see coming?

Clearly the teaser is a page from Saladin Ahmed and Martin Coccolo’s story in the anniversary issue. But what’s on the paper? We have some guesses!

1. He has bone cancer.
2. His 23 & Me results revealed that he has over 1,000,000 living descendants.
3. His Canadian citizenship has been revoked.
4. He has to star in another story with Romulus.
5. Someone has been trying to reach him about his car’s extended warranty.
6. He’s actually in a coma and his subconscious is trying to wake him up.
7. He has jury duty.
8. The Edmonton Public Library has finally found him and is charging him late fees on that copy of Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret that he borrowed in 1991.
9. His Adamantium was a lease, not a gift.
10. His 100 Year High School Reunion is next week.

Whatever it is, we’ll find out in Wolverine #8 on April 16th from Marvel Comics.